Psychic Goat

Jake to Universe

When I was 5 years old we would visit a relative who kept a goat in their back yard. I would spend a lot of time looking at him and he would stare back. I imagined that we communicated psychically. He would mess with my head by telling me that he was really God in disguise and that he was testing me. Then he would point out that this is precisely what he would say if he were in fact the devil, to confuse me. Then he would say that he, as God, would say precisely that, to test me even more... and on and on...

I think they ate that goat.